Staff

I have worked for some interesting characters over the years. You'd think that keeping up with the demands of politicians and physicians in political positions would have prepared me for the rigors of motherhood. No such luck. I am currently staff to a tyrannical toddler. The pay is terrible, the hours are long and you hardly get any vacation time. It's a good thing that he's so damn cute!

Steve is on staff as well and he and Owen are on a first name basis. As in, "Steve. Tunnel." Yes, sir...

Our boss is most demanding when it comes to food. Just this morning he looked at me, pointed to the kitchen and said, "More!" I am told that he is very polite at day care and always says, "more, please." I guess manners fly out the window when you're trying to show your staff who's in charge. I get it, you own me!

But as any good staffer knows, when the boss is happy, everyone is happy. And my little dictator likes waffles!

And Steve...

And evidently licking windows?!? This did not happen on my watch, by the way.